WATCH THIS KOOK: ALEX MORTON

At first glance I thought this was the most retarded gimmicky thing ever. What I did notice is that Alex has a good style, and can bust some crazy shit. Where the problem lies is this looks as if a snakeboard had sex with a pair of Rollerblades and created the Dimension Skateboard. If Alex threw this contraption in the garbage and learned how to ollie, he could possibly have a future in skateboarding. The major point if you want to dis on this is could you imagine how much shit you would eat if you fell doing a 540 front board down a hand rail?